Dark Marks Unite

OOC:

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 19:09:37 -0400

School starts tomorrow.

Ew.

"Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear..."

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 19:05:52 -0400

“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.”

- The Boy Who Lived Forever | TIME (via heatheranne)

Really interesting article. Definitely the least judgmental, most accurate explanation of fanfic I’ve seen so far in any mainstream publication.

(via smirk47)

Scabior would've understood my Bootstrap comment.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 19:05:10 -0400

anondracomalfoy:

anonbartycrouchjr:

anondracomalfoy:

anonbartycrouchjr:

anondracomalfoy:

anonbartycrouchjr:

anondracomalfoy:

anonbartycrouchjr:

anondracomalfoy:

Fuck you guys.

How are things with you two, anyway? Same old, same old?

Good, he just got home from an extended Snatching journey. Little git is making me go on some fucking Hufflepuff worthy round of hide-and-seek to find the gifts he got me.

That sounds like him alright. Bloody cheek. -chuckles-

*smirks slightly* Hey, perhaps one of these days I can persuade him to take a bath? That might rub some of his filth away.

That would be nice! Maybe he’ll even use conditioner on those grungy locks of his.

And if he’s a good boy and doesn’t give me too much trouble, I might even let him use a bit of my Pantene inheritance.

How generous of you. You haven’t gone all soft on us, now have you?

*scoffs* Of course not, I’m merely amused in the fact that I can so easily pester him.

Sounds good to me.

Scabior would've understood my Bootstrap comment.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 19:01:18 -0400

anondracomalfoy:

anonbartycrouchjr:

anondracomalfoy:

anonbartycrouchjr:

anondracomalfoy:

anonbartycrouchjr:

anondracomalfoy:

Fuck you guys.

How are things with you two, anyway? Same old, same old?

Good, he just got home from an extended Snatching journey. Little git is making me go on some fucking Hufflepuff worthy round of hide-and-seek to find the gifts he got me.

That sounds like him alright. Bloody cheek. -chuckles-

*smirks slightly* Hey, perhaps one of these days I can persuade him to take a bath? That might rub some of his filth away.

That would be nice! Maybe he’ll even use conditioner on those grungy locks of his.

And if he’s a good boy and doesn’t give me too much trouble, I might even let him use a bit of my Pantene inheritance.

How generous of you. You haven’t gone all soft on us, now have you?

Photo

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 19:00:00 -0400

Scabior would've understood my Bootstrap comment.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:59:15 -0400

anondracomalfoy:

anonbartycrouchjr:

anondracomalfoy:

anonbartycrouchjr:

anondracomalfoy:

Fuck you guys.

How are things with you two, anyway? Same old, same old?

Good, he just got home from an extended Snatching journey. Little git is making me go on some fucking Hufflepuff worthy round of hide-and-seek to find the gifts he got me.

That sounds like him alright. Bloody cheek. -chuckles-

*smirks slightly* Hey, perhaps one of these days I can persuade him to take a bath? That might rub some of his filth away.

That would be nice! Maybe he’ll even use conditioner on those grungy locks of his.

Sherlock, whilst examining a rock: 'Sedimentary, my dear Watson'.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:57:56 -0400

stay-the-fuck-away-from-me:

Scabior would've understood my Bootstrap comment.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:57:05 -0400

anondracomalfoy:

anonbartycrouchjr:

anondracomalfoy:

Fuck you guys.

How are things with you two, anyway? Same old, same old?

Good, he just got home from an extended Snatching journey. Little git is making me go on some fucking Hufflepuff worthy round of hide-and-seek to find the gifts he got me.

That sounds like him alright. Bloody cheek. -chuckles-

BAM. Pregnant.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:54:52 -0400

BAM.

Pregnant.

Scabior would've understood my Bootstrap comment.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:54:29 -0400

anondracomalfoy:

Fuck you guys.

How are things with you two, anyway? Same old, same old?

So then... Who is Natalie engaged to?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:52:48 -0400

natalie-macdonald-anon:

anonbartycrouchjr:

natalie-macdonald-anon:

anonbartycrouchjr:

natalie-macdonald-anon:

anonbartycrouchjr:

I can’t even begin to describe how much I’ve missed you. It’s not fair that I am so often called away.

Just keep me in your thoughts… Promise to check in every once in a while. -looks down- My life without you is difficult.

I’ll always have you, whether I am away or not. -lifts your chin- Promise me you’ll find another. One who will stay around to be there for you.

-she nodded, looking away again- P-promise.

-sighs- Goodbye, Natalie… -wraps you in my arms and whispers- I love you, so much.

-closing her eyes, she held onto him tightly- I love you too, so much.

-stays silent and begins to turn to the opposite direction. With one final look into your eyes, I quietly departed-

Crouch, there's something you need to know.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:51:13 -0400

anonbillweasley:

anondracomalfoy:

anonagustusrookwood:

anondracomalfoy:

Granger and I have sex.

With Nutella.

Smothered on her.

That’s just how it works.

“Students disgust me with their frivolity.”

Oh shut up and go complain to Bootstrap Bill, Rookwood.

~~I’m not bootstrap bill am i?~~

OOC: Brb, dying. Bill, you are awesome.

anonagustusrookwood: “Well this is only slightly...

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:49:57 -0400

anonagustusrookwood:

“Well this is only slightly embarrassing…”

Why is this so funny?

The Doctor Who page on Facebook has declared it David Tennant week.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:46:55 -0400

glambamthankyoumaam:

Isn’t every week David Tennant week?

^THIS

Crouch, there's something you need to know.

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:46:01 -0400

anondracomalfoy:

Granger and I have sex.

With Nutella.

Smothered on her.

That’s just how it works.

Well that’s interesting…

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:44:49 -0400

onceuponafandom:

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:43:42 -0400

onceuponafandom:

Photo

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:43:37 -0400

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:42:52 -0400

So then... Who is Natalie engaged to?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:41:50 -0400

natalie-macdonald-anon:

anonbartycrouchjr:

natalie-macdonald-anon:

anonbartycrouchjr:

I can’t even begin to describe how much I’ve missed you. It’s not fair that I am so often called away.

Just keep me in your thoughts… Promise to check in every once in a while. -looks down- My life without you is difficult.

I’ll always have you, whether I am away or not. -lifts your chin- Promise me you’ll find another. One who will stay around to be there for you.

-she nodded, looking away again- P-promise.

-sighs- Goodbye, Natalie… -wraps you in my arms and whispers- I love you, so much.